Showing posts with label Orlando Bloom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Orlando Bloom. Show all posts

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug


Yes, I was late to the Hobbit party I know. It came out at the end of 2013, but then Christmas happened and if I'm honest, I wanted to wait until some of the fuss had died down before I saw it. Having not been overly impressed with An Unexpected Journey, I wasn't in any rush to see Smaug, although I did want to see what happens next, if that makes sense.

Although I have never read The Hobbit, I am aware that Smaug takes some liberties with the book, introducing characters such as Legolas (who does not appear in the novel) and changing some of the story to fit such inclusions. To be honest, as I'm not familiar with the book, I'm not precious (excuse the pun) about the changes made, I just want to see what becomes of Bilbo and the gang.

In this second installment we pick up where An Unexpected Journey left off, which, if you're anything like me, you won't remember, so here's a refresher...
Hobbit Bilbo Baggins sets out on a journey to the Lonely Mountain with a group of Dwarves to reclaim their stolen home from a dragon named Smaug. In An Unexpected Journey we left the group on a hilltop having just been rescued by giant eagles, with the Lonely Mountain in the distance (so not even half way there basically). In this installment they reach the mountain (yipee) and face the dragon within, and lots more that it would take far too long to go into.

As mentioned above, this installment introduces some new characters, as well as some old LOTR faces such as Legolas. I must admit that it was nice seeing him there, wielding his bow and arrow, whether he was meant to be there or not. I also immensely enjoyed Evangeline Lilly as a fellow elf, and Luke Evans as Bard, who is basically this trilogy's Aragorn. 

The film moves the story on but I can't help but think that without the inclusion of elements not in the book, they could have easily made The Hobbit into two films rather than three. It does seem as if the reasoning behind the three movie deal was just to make more money, which sours the experience somewhat for me. 

Despite this train of thought, it is clear that Jackson has a lot of love for these books and this shows in the world he has created for these characters. The sets, costumes, props etc are all fantastically detailed and really do deserve the highest praise. I'd just prefer it if the films weren't so long that by the end I've forgotten what happened at the beginning. Oh and I'd also prefer Peter Jackson to stop putting giant spiders in his films. I don't cope well with little ones, so big ones coming out of the screen are unbearable. Thankfully I was with my best friend who told me when it was safe to look at the screen again.

An enjoyable second film but I kinda just want them to get to the climax already. 7 out of 10.


Viewing Date - 2nd January 2014
UK Release Date - 13th December 2013

Cast Overview:
Gandalf ~ Ian McKellen
Bilbo ~ Martin Freeman
Thorin ~ Richard Armitage
Bofur ~ James Nesbitt
Fili ~ Dean O'Gorman
Kili ~ Aidan Turner
Legolas ~ Orlando Bloom
Tauriel ~ Evangeline Lilly
Thranduil ~ Lee Pace
Galadriel ~ Cate Blanchett
Smaug / Necromancer ~ Benedict Cumberbatch
Radagast ~ Sylvester McCoy
Bard / Girion ~ Luke Evans
Master of Laketown ~ Stephen Fry

Director ~ Peter Jackson
Writer(s) ~ Peter Jackson (Screenplay), Fran Walsh (Screenplay), Philippa Boyens (Screenplay), Guillermo del Toro (Screenplay) and J.R.R. Tolkien (Novel The Hobbit)

Friday, 21 October 2011

The Three Musketeers


I want to stress before I start that I really wasn't fussed about seeing The Three Musketeers but I did so for two reasons. 1) It was pretty much the only thing out I didn't mind going to see, everything else I'd either seen or didn't want to see at all. 2) Orlando Bloom.

With that said I think it's best we move swiftly on. The plot is... well rather convoluted if you ask me, but you haven't yet so I'll just tell you the synopsis. *Here is where I google the synopsis because the movie made so little sense and was so boring that I completely forgot in less than a week what the hell it was about* The Three Musketeers, Athos (Matthew Macfadyen), Aramis (Luke Evans) and Porthos (Ray Stevenson) are down on their luck after being sold out and betrayed by Athos' lover Milady (Milla Jovovich) to the dastardly Duke of Buckingham (Orlando Bloom). They get their mojo back when young upstart D'Artagnan (Logan Lerman) joins their worthy cause and they go on a mission to help the Queen of France get back some stolen jewels.

Sound boring? That's because it was. So much so that one of my friends fell asleep! Had I not been so bored myself I might have noticed this, and laughed at her. Maybe placed her hand in a drink or taken funny pictures of her asleep in 3D glasses. Any of that would have been infinitely more entertaining than this film.

My cinema buddy saw the film without me and told me that it felt like a badly made TV production. I should have listened to him as he wasn't far off the mark. Where do I start? Athos, supposedly the stud of the group is played by Matthew Macfadyen. No offense to Mr Macfadyen but I will never understand why he keeps getting these types of roles, Darcy, Athos, even The Sheriff of Nottingham, he's not attractive. And he doesn't even have that 'not attractive but still sexy' quality about him. His constant sulky expression could turn milk sour. Luke Evans was more likeable/watchable/sexy in his portrayal of Aramis and Ray Stevenson's Porthos was as jolly and fun as you'd expect. D'Artagnan on the other hand was just annoying and Logan Lerman seemed entirely mis-cast in this role.

Christoph Waltz was his usual self, making good of an average at best/crappy at worst film. Orlando Bloom hammed up proceedings brilliantly and showed why Pirates lacked without him. Final note on the cast, what was with Milla Jovovich's teeth? Were they fake? Coz she looked a bit like a horse and seemed like she was having trouble speaking with them in?


I mean seriously? Look at the photo of her having her make-up touched up on set. She can't even close her mouth! Ridiculous!

Talking of ridiculous, don't get me started on the plot, and the holes that lie within. The main thing about a musketeers movie is surely the sword fights right? Apparently it's all about the airships?? Wha-? The sword fights incidently are quite instantly forgettable. Just like the rest of the film. Oh, if you've not seen the trailer I should tell you that the film was 'shot exclusively in 3D'. It really didn't need to be.

Avoid. And if my review came too late and you already saw the film, I can only apologise. 5* out of 10. 

*It's really a 4 but it gets an extra point for Orlando and his amazing hair! :0)



Viewing Date - 16th October 2011
UK Release Date - 12th October 2011

Cast Overview:
Matthew Macfadyen ~ Athos
Luke Evans ~ Aramis
Ray Stevenson ~ Porthos
Logan Lerman ~ D'Artagnan
Orlando Bloom ~ Duke of Buckingham
Milla Jovovich ~ Milady de Winter
Christoph Waltz ~ Cardinel Richelieu
Mads Mikkelsen ~ Rochefort
Freddie Fox ~ King Louis XIII of France
Juno Temple ~ Queen of France
James Corden ~ Planchet
Gabriella Wilde ~ Constance

Director ~ Paul W S Anderson
Writer(s) ~ Alex Litvak (Screenplay), Andrew Davies (Screenplay) and Alexandre Dumas (Novel "Les Trois Mousquetaires")